Monday, 6 May 2019

North West Counties First Division South- The Pint of Football Complete Rundown

North West Counties First Division South- The Pint of Football Complete Rundown

Right then folks, the time has come for 'Pint of Football' to rejoice as I have finally completed a full league's worth of grounds. Aye, in a journey that started back in August 2015 at the Wood Park Stadium in Alsager and ended last March up in Wythenshawe, all eighteen of the NWCFL First Division South grounds are officially ticked off... until a month or so's time when the relegated and promoted teams are confirmed! As you'd expect at this level, there are a couple of stunning grounds, a few newbies and a more than a fair share of rundown old ens. Within the division, I have seen plenty of league matches of course, but additionally I have had the privileged of seeing everything from a CONIFA World Cup warm-up match to a Welsh Premier League encounter, the highs of the FA Cup right the way down to the lows of pre-season stuffings for the sides hosting higher league opponents- and loads more in between*.

*Disclaimer Do not read on if you are expecting glamour...

... some of the grounds are still being built as I type...

... and some are just perfect the way they are!
Jokes aside, I must clarify that as I poke fun at the imperfections of these level ten grounds, there is no question that I would rather see one hundred knackered downtrodden terraces and clubhouses full of community spirit and character than actively trying to "do the 92" so that I can tell everybody what I thought of the £6.50 I paid for a Cornish pasty at Stamford Bridge or how I almost met James Milner as he boarded the Liverpool coach at the end of the match. Boring! For me, it's all about these local grounds and showing support for the grassroots- so without further delay, I am now going to attempt to rank the grounds from "worst to first" based on the ground and their facilities. Expect drama and expect controversy, I've changed my mind on the order about 487 times so this is by no means anything but my opinion from my visit.

18. Ericstan Park (Wythenshawe Town)


As mentioned at the beginning of the entry, Wythenshawe is actually where my journey ended in terms of completing the league's grounds. Although the nicely presented clubhouse gave me an optimistic start to the afternoon, having already been over to Bootle for the first part of the Saturday instalment of the NWCL Groundhop, I was ultimately to be left disappointed by what was to follow. The crowd, roughly at 100 in fairness, were as dull as the stands that housed them and in fact a good third of them didn't even bother with the game- opting to sit in the clubhouse instead. A poor one to end on, but a good one to start my countdown with considering some of the belters that are to follow.
At least they are the first place I've been that owns one of these...

17. Gorsey Lane (Rylands)



Next up, we go to Gorsey Lane and the home of the league champions, Rylands. The two grounds that I've visited in Warrington so far have certainly been as rough and ready as they come, but both host tough and triumphant teams so I best watch what I say. On the plus side, they have a pretty stunning old clubhouse. Apart from that let's just say there is potential to improve and if my conversation with the club officials is anything to go by, the plans are afoot to get Gorsey Lane out of the slumps and into a ground worthy of the NWCL Premier Division. On the field, the side were a class above Stone Dominoes, but unfortunately "the field" is about the kindest description of this one in its current form.

Perhaps the best clubhouse to boast, though

16. Beech Grove (Ellesmere Rangers)



You may have started to notice a theme by now. Yes, that's right, I've been following most of these grounds with Stone Dominoes away games. In a depressing season for the Dominoes, who almost folded over Christmas, we turned up at Ellesmere in January knowing that only a win in this game could give us hope. The game was tense, the ground was being watched by 56 people and there would just be a goal in this basement battle. This dark Tuesday night was cold due to the lack of shelter inside the ground and the best thing I can find to tell you about is the complimentary pastries that were out on display. In a word, delicious!

Beech Grove's behind the goal stand

15. The Offside Trust Stadium (Barnton)



Considering The Offside Trust Stadium was, up until recently, cohabiting an Evo-Stik Divison One side alongside Barnton, there's not a huge amount of grace and glamour to behold. It has some of the tatty undertones that make grounds like Eccleshall's Pershall Park and Abbey Hulton's Birches Head Park so good, but there seemed to be a lack of character when I made the midweek jaunt up the M6 for this match. There's nothing in terms of stands behind the goals, but at least they had a few odd small covered areas dotted around the sides. Possibly one of the lowest attendances I've seen at this level, but a cracking game nonetheless.

There were more fans than this, just about

14. Hollyhedge Park (Wythenshawe Amateurs)



If I was writing a positive write-up, I'd start with saying that Hollyhedge Park is the best ground in Wythenshawe. Much like their league rivals across the M56, the clubhouse is one of the better ones in the division and although the ground is largely still a construction site, I did actually enjoy my trip here. The sun was shining, the game was well contested in front of 123 folk and we were still in the unforgiving happiness of early season action. There wasn't really anywhere to sit and at time of visit and there was just one small sheltered stand, but when it's warm and the beers are flowing, that sort of stuff doesn't really matter to me.
I'm sure it'll be great when it's finished

13. Park Hall (Oswestry Town and St Martins)



Back in 2016 I "treated myself" to a trip to Park Hall in search of a top of the table clash in the Welsh Premier League. Park Hall, the home of Oswestry Town and St Martins as well, still remains one of the strangest places I've ever been to whilst groundhopping. Maybe it was the hangover after two days in Ireland watching Dundalk and Cliftonville, or maybe it was the play area inside the clubhouse, but something just doesn't quite sit right with me when I visit the Oswestry based ground. I revisited it this season with the Dominoes in their 1-2 defeat back in October and although I admire the high quality of the facility, I just cannot enjoy a game of football here.

I wonder why TNS can't play their big European games here...

12. The Proseal Stadium (Cheadle Heath Nomads)



In what was one of the most entertaining Dominoes away days of the season, I am pleased to report that The Proseal Stadium isn't a bad little setup if you can withstand the distractions of the constant flights going in and out of the nearby Manchester Airport. The majority of the facilities here seem pretty new and although there aren't thousands of spaces to stand and sit, the whole look of the place is very smart, with the only minor downside being that the clubhouse is a couple of minutes walk away from pitch-side. Not ideal for those mid-half pint replenishment journeys!

There goes the 15:26 to Venice

11. Sandbach Community Football Centre (Sandbach United)



Almost into the top ten now and allow me to introduce you to the home of Sandbach United, the boringly named Sandbach Community Football Centre. I visited this one in the latter stages of the 2017/18 season and as a couple of huge CONIFA fans, my pal Tom and I made the most of this Sunday afternoon outing. The ground itself is modern, with a sturdy wooden stand behind the goal and a porch-like area up the sideline with benches dotted around. We weren't overly fond of the slightly soulless clubhouse, but with it being a ground built in the heart of the community it is understandable that they didn't go for the "scruffy old pub" look for their facility.

Pretty smart overall

10. Wellbeing Park (Stone Dominoes and Stone Old Alleynians)



Forgive my bias here, but I love this little place. In the outskirts of Stone lies the sleepy village of Yarnfield and of course Wellbeing Park. The two clubs who play here were both newbies to the division, having spent the 2017/18 season in the Staffordshire Counties League and the West Midlands Regional League respectively. With a decent sized main stadium at the back of the ground, there are also several high-quality pitches in the front end and this is also where the clubhouse is situated. The main downfall with the location of the ground is that it doesn't exactly attract many fans, otherwise this could have the potential to be one of the better grounds in this division, having already got Stone OA who are undoubtedly one of the top sides in there. It was sad to see the Dominoes campaign go sour from the end of October onward, but ultimately I am pleased that they made it to the end of the season alive!

There's no place like home

9. Kirklands (Cammell Laird)



Proper Scouser land now and this one out on the docks of Cammell Laird is the most north-westerly ground in the division. Some grounds just scream out non-league classic and Kirklands is one of those, with a great history and some cracking people behind the scenes. The match I went to see up there was a cold and strange one, with Dominoes having their only keeper ruled out during the warm-up. This would explain an eventually heavy defeat for the visitors and my only real qualm with the ground is that there is no clubhouse. Not sure what the club's plans are moving forward, but judging by the facilities I'd say they are no strangers to surviving on a minimal budget.

Merchandise sales would be the way forward for me

8. Birches Head Road (Abbey Hulton United)



Keeping it local next as I move on to Birches Head Road, the home of Stokie side Abbey Hulton United. With everything from dodgy foreign TV being streamed in the clubhouse, to the tasty oatcakes for sale in the food hatch, there is something very homily about this one. Some of the grounds are undoubtedly in better condition, whilst many have more of a clubhouse to boast about, but for me there isn't enough ramshackle grounds like this knocking about anymore and no set of fans have been as friendly as this in all of my travels in this division. Keep doing what you do, Abbey Hulton, and let the Manchester clubs get fancy.
A proper old footy fan's clubhouse here

7. Brantingham Road (Maine Road)



You know how Manchester United have their own off-branch side called FC United? Well, this isn't quite the same thing, but Maine Road has indeed got a flavour of City in its genetics. Their ground and the land it sits on is probably only worth one week of Raheem Stirling's wage packet, but nevertheless there is a solid community feel here at Brantingham Road. I was fortunate enough to visit during their FA Cup Qualifier game on the August Bank Holiday of 2017, so the place was in pretty good spirits and I had the pleasure of chatting with some good folk during this trip. Old wooden benches, sun glistening down and a hefty slab terrace to stand and shout from- that'll do me.

Just don't tell the local vicar about the clubhouse benches...

6. Wood Park Stadium (Alsager Town)



Back in the naive younger days of my groundhopping ventures, back when 'Pint of Football' first began, I remember thinking to myself as I visited Alsager Town that this would probably one of the least glamorous grounds I'd see. How wrong my 2015 self was as I visited my 11th ground, Wood Park. Now that I've opened my eyes to the delights of places like Foley Meir, Walsall Phoenix and Holbrook St Michael's (just to name a few), I have come to realise that I was to be in one of the top grounds of its division. The things that make it great for me are the classic old seats, the welcoming clubhouse and the old chaps in attendance who clearly keep the club going. It is beyond being "nestled" in the local estate, which those who've visited may well know what I mean... if you could find it!

Believe it or not, these are the posh seats

5. Church Lane (New Mills)



Has your club been featured yet? If not, get the champers out because you've made the top five! Derbyshire isn't necessarily what I think of when I think of 'North West', alas I am pleased that New Mills are knocking about in these parts as it gave me the chance to visit their former Evo-Stik ground, Church Lane. When I think of places like this (in the sticks) I like to imagine whether I could be a fan of the club if I were an old man with nothing better to do than watch my local side. Safe to say I would certainly be down cheering on New Mills every other week if that were the case and I was counting down my years here in the High Peaks. The drive was glorious from Stoke, the ground was in really good nick and there was a great game of football to behold on this Saturday afternoon in November.

If you can't appreciate this, you are no friend of mine

4. Pershall Park (Eccleshall)



The best of the Staffordshire grounds in the league in my eyes also happens to be the one that is geographically the closest to my south Stafford home. Much like some of its predecessors, it's a proper footy ground and for every "rough around the edges" aspect of Pershall Park comes with an added element to behold. There's always something quite nice about having a stand attached to the clubhouse and it means that on those rainy July nights you can pop in for a swift tinny without missing twenty minutes of action. Additionally, there's a nice little standing terrace around halfway on the opposite side and another behind the goal. Even on a sodden pre-season evening, there was a decent turnout by the locals of this one-team town.

Just make sure you park close enough to pitch side....

3. Park Road Stadium (Cheadle Town)



Okay, here we are, the top three! Even though my mind has changed about the ordering of the rest of the grounds a million times or so, I always had the top three locked in from the start and these are the stadiums that stand firmly above the rest in the race to become the best in the division. Cheadle Town's ground is a class act from start to finish and I think they've developed the ground the way that all teams at this level should. The main stand, which looked like an old one that has been painted and a new roof built on to it, is rather grand and offered a fabulous combination of raised seating and standing to allow a great view of the game, whilst also managing to support the dressing room areas underneath. Although the clubhouse isn't glamorous, it is at least in good condition and has an additional tea hatch between the main facility and the stand. They've sproosed the place up with some nice bright red paint on the entry to the ground and there is some high-end patio decking down to give the place a real classy look. The pitch was in fine form the day I visited, too, making it a very close third place in my hunt for the best ground in the league. Other teams who have a bit of money at this level should take note- get your pitch up to scratch, tart up your main stand (don't knock it down!), get a bold paint job of your team's colours. DON'T JUST SPEND IT ALL ON GENERIC METAL STANDS WITH PLASTIC SEATS- IT LOOKS GARBAGE!

The Cheadle Town Club Sec insists "we must improve" after third place finish

2. Lambeth Grove (Stockport Town)



If you asked me to choose between a shiny new build and a scruffy old relic, I'd usually tell you that a modern stadium cannot have the character and beauty of a stadium that has been forged in stone and sits deep within the roots of its community. So, why did I love Lambeth Grove so much then? As I boldly alluded to in my brief write-up of Cheadle Town's delightful ground, my problem with new grounds on the whole is that they are soulless, generic, plain and lack the personality of the rusty stands and hole-filled terraces of the past- but Stockport Town have actually managed to put their own stamp on Lambeth Grove and what they've ended up with is a stunning newbie. Much like at the Park Road Stadium, the main stand also houses the dressing rooms underneath and it makes for a really nice moment when the teams enter the field from within the fans. The glass windows at the back of the stand give access to media people and club representatives, which is also very stylish, but aside from all of this is their crowning glory. The huge grey building at the side of the stand is a gym and clubhouse combo that looks nothing short of pristine! I was lucky enough to spend some time up there and the view from the clubhouse is actually really nice due to the raised posture of the facility. Top notch! It's up there with Arbour Park in Slough as being one of my favourite modern grounds- and it also gets a bonus point for being the only away day that I saw in which Stone Dominoes didn't lose. Ohhhhh yeeeeeeah!

Go on then, I suppose I should announce the winner...

1. The Syncreon Arena (Vauxhall Motors)



For anybody else who's been to all of the grounds in this division, it probably won't surprise you to see that ex-Conference side Vauxhall Motors have risen to the top of the pile and their ground, The Syncreon Arena, is a deserved winner in my search to crown the best ground in the league.

Two story clubhouse- YES PLEASE!
As I entered the home of the Motormen at Ellesmere Port in Cheshire, I was instantly impressed as I looked around the ground. From where I stood, over to my left is a rugged standing terrace which would be worthy of welcoming any non-league big boy and its masses of away fans, whilst on the right is an equally sturdy looking seated area that seems to be in almost pristine condition for a facility at this level. Don't get me wrong, it's certainly not a new-build, but the blue and white paint job is almost certainly looked after by one of the club's many exceptional volunteers. There is the potential for the club shop to be restored if needed, which currently is used as an office and a bit of a memorabilia hut, and then of course we have the beautiful double-decker clubhouse as you complete the clockwise circle of the ground.

I know of a couple of Football League sides who would kill to have this terrace
With the club also hosting a rugby team on the adjacent pitch and also having other sports teams involved on campus, it is clear to see that all of their facilities get fair usage and with that I must continue to pile on the praise at the ability of the club to keep everything looking as good as new. Inside the clubhouse is as busy and atmospheric as you'd hope, with plenty of folk- young and old- spending over the bars and making sure that everyone is out for a good day at The Syncreon Arena. After searching high and low throughout the division, I have to take my hat off to this one as being the cream of the North West Counties First Division South crop. Lovely stuff!

And they like a bit of Macc Town... top class!
And so with that my complete rundown is in fact complete! I hope that you've had a good read and if you have also visited the whole lot then I would love to know what you thought. Was Rylands really that bad? Is Cheadle Town a top three ground? You probably have a different opinion to me and although I'm now 150 or so grounds in to my non-stop pursuit, it was still very hard for me to rank these grounds in a definitive order. Of course, with Stone Doms and Ellesmere being relegated, there is a chance that I may be on the road again in 2019/20 for the new clubs and they well force me to have to rewrite my rankings! One thing's for sure though, it'll take something pretty damn good to knock these top three of their perch. Until next time, cheers for reading!

Thursday, 18 April 2019

14/04/19 Review: Goytre U19 vs Pontardawe Town U19

Goytre U19 0-7 Pontardawe U19 (Welsh League Youth Division)
Plough Road


Remember that time we saw a red card for a headbutt in a youth match? Yup, the day after seeing Bath City get picked apart by St Albans in the National League South it was time for the second trip of the weekend and it would be to see Goytre youngsters taking on Pontardawe Town at Plough Road in a Welsh Youth League match. As well as this being his 97th ground, my Bristolian pal Tom would also be engaging in his first trip over the Severn Bridge since the removal of the toll- no doubt this will help open up his options into the Welsh leagues as he looks to complete his centenary and beyond. Incidentally, we were also together when I ticked off my 97th- a trip up to Nottingham to see County come from behind to knock Rovers out of the FA Cup. Good times on the Beeston Intergalactic tram that day!

The highlight of this trip was a quick skeg at Tintern Abbey
The journey brought us through Tintern, past Devils Pulpit, Mork, Monmouth and Mardy, before eventually we headed down the narrow winding track through Monkswood and into Plough Road, the home of Welsh League One side Goytre- and of course, their junior side. I'm not gonna lie, going into the match I knew nothing about either side nor how they were fairing in the league, so we didn't bother making pre-match predictions. From my experience at the Flamingo Land Stadium a couple of months back, I know that youth football is highly unpredictable anyway and within just a minute or so of action the opening goal was scored by Pontardawe and this set the young lads in black and white on the way to a comprehensive victory. With goals guaranteed, we were able to only take a few moments in between the action to admire the gorgeous views over toward the village of Penperlleni. The ground itself was pretty quaint too, with a couple of newish stands in black and red giving a bit of character to the place alongside a nifty hall of fame room in the clubhouse area.

Within another few minutes, it was 0-2 already
Despite this being a youth game, I honestly thought the match would be a bit more competitive and it was clear to see the visitors had brought their A game whilst the hosts seemed like they had an orange juice or two the night before. With three more goals making it 0-5 at a fairly quick rate, we would eventually witness one of the host lads losing his temper and earning himself a straight red. A Town player reacted with playground wind-up tactics after a late lunge caught him, to which the Goytre player approached him and stuck a soft headbutt on to his opponent. Not what you'd expect to see on a pleasant afternoon in rural Wales. The disadvantaged home team conceded one more before the break and that meant we'd go into half-time with the scoreline reading Goytre 0-6 Pontardawe.

Nothing to drink but bleach, unfortunately
As with many a youth game, there were no bars open for the few (us) in need of a beer. That didn't stop us though, as we sank ourselves into a couple of cans from the car and watched the best part of the second-half from the comfort of the front seats. How much of the pitch could we see? About 30%- but in fairness it was the area surrounding the Goytre box, which conveniently was where most of the action was taking place. Town would add their seventh and final goal just after the hour-mark through a penalty and by the time Tom and I resurfaced for the final fifteen minutes we had a quick count up and realised that Goytre were now down to just nine men. Not sure if it was an injury or yet another red, but the hosts I must say did well not to let the game go into double-figures.
Just blow the whistle already, end the pain
Much like the statuesque linesman, we stood and watched the closing passages at the halfway line, before the Ref eventually blew the whistle. Goytre 0-7 Pontardawe. This was our cue to jump back in the car and make our way to a delightful village pub for a roast dinner. Whilst we did that, the home team would sit and sob over their display which now leaves them whey adrift of Afan Lido and Taffs Well at the top. The visiting victors, who grabbed only their third win of the campaign, were not only pleased of the points but also the huge impact that the seven goal win would have on their goal difference as they look to climb into the top half. With that, we retreated to The Piercefield in St Arvans and that would bring the end to another top weekend of groundhopping. We'd been to two games in two countries in two days, seeing two very good away sides and two equally lacklustre hosting teams at two splendid grounds. Yes, we'd also missed two trains, but you can't have it all I suppose!

Til next time, you absolute monstrosity of a human being!

Wednesday, 17 April 2019

13/04/19 Review: Bath City vs St Albans City

Bath City 0-3 St Albans City (National League South)
Twerton Park


Finally, the much awaited trip to Twerton Park happened last weekend and although the game itself was a massive disappointment I was still over the moon to be visiting one of the greatest grounds in non-league. Just a couple of months on from my encounter at the National North's historically beautiful equivalent, Bootham Crescent, I was this time making my merry way down to the South West of the country in search of my old pal Tom- and, of course, the high stake clash between playoff hopefuls Bath City and St Albans City.

Twerton Park, bring it on!
With a wealth of grounds already ticked off in this part of the world, twelve in total before this outing, it was a delight to be spending the weekend in Severn Beach and although we were equally as quick to get the hell out of there as we boarded the train towards Bristol, to be honest we were both just glad to be out and about with a pack of beers and a full day of frivolities ahead. Neither of us have a track record of smooth travelling and the first test of the day would be at our first transfer at Bristol Temple Meads as my partner in crime got us off to a good start by losing his wallet. I won't reveal where he lost it (*cough* his coat pocket *cough*) but it was fairly embarrassing and it meant that we missed our rail replacement bus by a whisker and instead had to settle with landing in Bath centre around 2pm. Still plenty of time to make the game though, so no really worries.
Chill out lads, it's the weekend
By the time we'd faffed around, completed our half a dozen stubbys, jumped in a taxi driven by a Steaua Bucharest and been dumped out at the ground, we still had twenty minutes to spare and so decided to surprise the readers and check out the clubhouse! Rammed with pre-match drinkers, a tradition that will hopefully never die, we had a swift one and even wolfed down some free quiche which may or may not have been for people other than us. As much as I'd have loved to stay and bask in the glory of pastry and pints, we soon found ourselves inside the walls of Twerton Park and ready to cheer on the Romans. As is the norm, I made my prediction and I forced Tom into one too. Safe to say that with us both predicting a Bath win, 3-2 and 3-1 respectively, we were soon to be surprised by the purple wearing boys from Hertfordshire who had made a 120+ journey across the M4 in search of glory. The Romans opened proceedings with some attacking play and hit the post early through Adam Mann, but despite the roar of the thousand or so in attendance, the opener would come through a visiting attack. Clovis Kamdjo, who I'd noted as a good player when he visited the Moss Rose with Forest Green during our National League days, made a clever stride into the box from a corner and his head was the one to meet the ball and he was able to watch it nestle in the host's goal in the 15th minute. Bath 0-1 St Albans. The match, being labelled as "the Roman derby", had got off to a great start for the visitors.

Would the promotion push be steered off-track today?
The last time I watched a National League South game was at the opposite side of the country and it was quite fitting that after visiting Rookery Hill, arguably the worst ground in the league, I would be taking in a game at undoubtedly the most beautiful piece of stadium in the South West. As I walked around the ground with Tom, a Gashead and for obvious reasons a massive fan of Twerton Park, I was in awe of the olden style ground and how well it has aged. In the corners there are some fab corner terraces which give the stadium a wonderful round shape and these only add to the stone-laid raked standing areas in the surrounds of the pitch. A proper ground- hopefully the proposed changes won't take too much of the character away.

Okay, maybe they should give this Rovers bought stand back...
Speaking of Rovers-Romans connections, back on the pitch the game was winding down towards half-time and despite ex-Gas lad Sean Rigg looking good in the City midfield, there was nothing too much for the crowd to shout about and as a result we made the call to rush straight back to the bar on the blow of the whistle. With the next fifteen minutes stood nattering about how delighted we were at being down at Twerton, despite the game being poor so far, we got so involved with boozing and chatter that we almost missed the early second goal. Thankfully I arrived at pitchside just in time to see Sam Merson, son of former Premier League star Paul, tuck home a crucial goal that gave the travelling fans a bit of leverage for the remainder of the game. Bath 0-2 St Albans. Just before that, the Albans keeper had gone into the book for time wasting and I think it's safe to write that the game plan of the visiting side, who leapt into the playoffs as a result of this away win, would only become more and more about escaping Twerton Park with the three points and a clean sheet.

We returned to stand with the home fans on the off-chance of a comeback
Although we were optimistic about the home side's chances of a dramatic fightback, it would in fact be the ultimate kick in the nads for Bath at the end of the afternoon as Ben Wyatt rounded off a great break with a finish that put the full stop on proceedings and made for a dismal day at the office- the Romans had fallen. Bath 0-3 St Albans. Soon after this the Hans Moleman of referees decided he'd seen enough and that meant for us it was time to continue our pub crawl and of course get ourselves mentally prepared for Sunday's action in South Wales as we crossed the border for Goytre's Plough Road. All that's left to say is that Twerton Park has to be one of the best grounds at this level and with everything bar a result, it was a near-perfect experience for Pint of Football!

Thursday, 28 March 2019

27/03/19 Review: Leek CSOB vs Tunstall Town

Leek CSOB 2-1 Tunstall Town (Staffordshire County Senior League Premier)
Pointon Park




Imagine being nine points off the top of the table with three games in hand. Now, imagine that top of the table have already played all of their matches and the ball is now in your court as the second placed team. Great, right? Finally, imagine all of the aforementioned is true but your goal difference is massively inferior. That's the kick in the teeth you need if you are following Leek CSOB this season. Yes, the Old Boys were in a position in which only a win would do, but ideally it needed to be a ten goal win and with a match against fourth place Tunstall Town coming up it was always going to be a big ask. Before yesterday evening's clash, CSOB had already managed 98 goals from 25 matches but unfortunately for the Pointon Park based side that was still a whopping 27 behind Silverdale Athletic and therefore meant that it is almost a dead cert that the Newcastle-under-Lyme side will eventually be crowned champions. Still, the hosts couldn't be blamed for dreaming and after a 6-0 victory over Ashbourne FC and a 23-0 win against whipping boys Florence FC, the very least the Old Boys would be asking is for three final wins to leave them level on points in a very respectable finish. Having lost only twice in the league this season, both against Silverdale Athletic, the only real setback that the club had encountered in the 2018/19 campaign was last Wednesday night in the Challenge Cup Final in which Stafford Town came back from two goals down to pip them to the Cup at Hanley Town.

I just about made it in time for kickoff
Seems as how I am moving out of Stoke and into Stafford soon, I wanted to get over to Pointon Park before leaving as I knew it was a ground worthy of visiting, but equally not one worth travelling more than the 17 minutes from my current house in Dresden. I have been lucky enough to visit a good number of the Staffs County League grounds already through my travels with Stone Dominoes last season at this level, but it's still nice to visit them as a neutral too and with only this match or a trip to Keele Uni on the cards, there really was only one choice for me on this nippy night. Arriving at Pointon Park just as the Ref blew to get the ball rolling, I strolled in to the ground and did my best to first of all decipher which team was which. My calculated guess was correct and it was the hosts in red and white, whilst their Tunstall opponents wore a yellow and blue kit and they were in ascendance when I approached pitchside. Town's towering striker headed the first chance over following a long-throw that Rory Delap would've been chuffed with, whilst at the other end the Old Boys number 9 fluffed his lines with an easy chance that could've given the perfect start with just a few minutes on the clock. Soon enough the quarter-hour mark passed and with that Tunstall shot themselves in the foot by surrendering the ball from an over-forced attack which led to Michael Keates getting the ball, having an initial shot saved and then following up to slide the first goal home. Leek 1-0 Tunstall.

Nobody could bear to sit down, scintillating stuff from the hosts
The twenty or so folk in attendance gave an optimistic cheer to suggest that with another half a dozen on the night, plus a couple of big wins against Foley Meir and Eastwood Hanley, the title was still a possibility. To be fair, the standard wasn't great in this match but it also wasn't a boring one and with Tunstall getting stuck in I was keen to see how things would pan out. We had to wait until almost the half-time whistle for the next big chance though and when the Tunstall left-back completely missed the ball and allowed Leek's number 11 in one-on-one, it was left up to the backtracking defender to make amends and get back to clear the eventual shot off the line as the visitors held on. During the break, the aforementioned number 3 for Tunstall, named Hussain, was subbed off in place of Sam Hati- a lad I'd seen a couple of times earlier in the season for the Dominoes. I was looking forward to seeing how the former Hanley Town player would get on in what was bound to be a tight second-half.

Let's hope he stuck to the strict regime available at the Outdoor Fitness Centre!
As the players reemerged for the restart, the neighbouring five-a-side pitch began to become vocal as the "Lads & Dads" match was obviously getting tasty. I'll be honest, I did almost get hit with the ball from the main pitch whilst glancing over. One man shouted "next goooooal winnnnnner", how could I resist?

Mind you, it was getting a bit cold by now
The hosts started off with an early chance and I must admit that I was astounded to see the offside flag deny the Old Boys a second goal just three minutes in. Tim, who would become a prominent feature in the second-half, was a tall and slow lino who struggled to keep up with play at the best of times unfortunately and when the Tunstall defence was unlocked they raised an arm as the Leek striker ran in. Tim, practically still bumbling around at halfway, ran down his wing and raised the flag just as the ball was struck into the net. A few fans began to shout their thoughts out and this caused a reaction from the big man who was clearly struggling to remain focused. "You best shut up or the club will report you" proclaimed Tim. Imagine the lino shouting that out at a Premier League game to the fifteen thousand abusive fans giving him a roasting. Hilarious. Back on the pitch there was to be a goal and it was a similar move to the previously ruled out effort. Leek's pass through the middle was inch perfect for Keates and he ran on to it, rounded the keeper, took a look up behind him at the backtracking defenders before tapping it into net. Two down, only another eight to go! Leek 2-0 Tunstall.

Game over?
The remainder of the match was very competitive, well fought and often scrappy, but the hosts did seem the more likely to score again. With five minutes to go CSOB squandered a good chance and just a minute later there would be a late twist to the tale as Flattley fired home after a classic goalmouth struggle. The scramble would see Tunstall shots ricocheting off of home defenders, the keeper, the woodwork before it was eventually forced home. Leek 2-1 Tunstall. I spent the remaining few minutes thinking about how much of a damp squib it must be for Silverdale Athletic to know that they are almost guaranteed the league, but also know that they won't get it through a result of their own. The title almost was sealed tonight as Tunstall went close to an equaliser in stoppage time, but ultimately the spoils would go to the hosts and the attentions now turn to Wednesday. The former FA Cup and FA Vase competitors next face off against third placed Foley Meir on Wednesday knowing that only a double figures win can realistically keep the fight alive.

Monday, 11 March 2019

09/03/19 Review: St Helens Town vs Garstang

St Helens Town 1-3 Garstang (North West Counties Division One North)
Acroframe Stadium



Wayhay, it's time for another landmark entry for 'Pint of Football' and this one is the big 150! Yes that's right, as time has gone by and the years have passed since my first ground visit to the Moss Rose in Macclesfield, I have proceeded to travel about in a journey that has seen be take in matches as far and wide as Mallorca and Belfast and as close and near as the local teams in Stoke and Staffordshire. With adventures in London, Bristol, Scotland and East Yorkshire, it became my destiny last weekend to end up in the North West of the country for St Helens Town versus Garstang, aka my 150th ground.

GroundhopUK were here too, obviously
Due to the fact that I'd already attended two games on this blistery and wet Saturday, my early arrival was a great excuse for me to grab a much needed pre-match nap. I know, I know, old man, young body. In fairness, with a 6am shift earlier that day and one more to come the following Sunday, this three game haul was a real stretch for me and after starting the morning in Stoke, going to work in Stafford, driving up to Bootle, then across to Wythenshawe, before heading over to St Helens, I was more than ready for kip by the time the 7:45pm kickoff rolled around. Some would even have settled on the back-to-back matches I'd done already, with Bootle versus Ashton Athletic proving to be a proper cracker of a game in the 11am start, alas that's not the 'Pint of Football' way and knowing that the GroundhopUK gang had managed one more match than me already today I soldiered on into the green fenced new build known as the Acroframe Stadium.

You know it's gonna be fancy when they have a map showing you to the damn pitch!
Unlike the grounds visited on my 50th and 100th outings, the Acroframe was in near-perfect nick and with an astroturf pitch it is clear to see that the club have worked well with their local council to secure a sustainable and economical ground. Are they my favourite type? No, but I can't help but sympathise with a club when they go forward with a basic and modern facility in these times of struggle for non-league clubs. Compared to the Barton Stadium in Winsford, the home of my 50th, the differences are monumental and from a club's point of view I'd say it is for the better. Sure, the smell of chip fat, bobbling pitch and broken seats at Winsford United are more my scene, but this enclosed football pitch does exactly what it needs to and with a healthy ground share arrangement with Pilkington FC of the Cheshire League, you can't knock St Helens. With that said, I made my way into the stadium about twenty minutes before game time and it was at this point I realised the biggest mistake of my pre-match snooze. With the starving footy fans piling into the ground, I overheard one chap at the back of a mega queue tell his mate that the pies had already sold out. Meat and Potato, gone. Steak and Ale, nope. Even a Cheese and Onion was out of the question as I sulked past the van and into the stand. Thankfully, I was able to have a natter with the club Chairman who I know through Stone Dominoes and he very kindly offered me a cuppa and a chat as the game began. Garstang, a small town just North of Preston, were tonight's opposition and the midtable side were fancied by most to grab a win in the build-up. One groundhopper went as far as to say that he felt this was the only "nailed on" result when he'd looked at the stats beforehand. I preferred to be an optimist for the hosts in my pre-match prediction, selecting a 1-1 draw. However the newly promoted side, winners of the 2017-18 West Lancs Premier, were soon putting doubt in my mind as they took an early lead through Rich Coar as the forward got in ahead of the St Helens keeper to poach the ball into the net and put the side in red ahead. St Helens 0-1 Garstang. Much like my first match of the day both sides had a host of opportunities and I found myself almost gobsmacked when three huge chances went begging for St Helens. Liam Diggle's was the worst one as he rifled over the bar from close-range. Half-time was soon upon us and the near 300 fans in attendance rushed back over to the van for a top up of tea on this now very cold night.

Another healthy crowd, lovely
The home side got things back underway in style within a few minutes of the restart as Diggle made the most of a scrappy set-piece to force the ball over the line and give the home fans something to cheer about. St Helens 1-1 Garstang. To be honest it was well deserved for the boys in blue and the romantic in me wanted to see them push on. The football on the whole had been scrappy in this one and with the cards being dished out for an unlimited amount of second-half fouls, it would take moments of magic or disaster to settle this one. Shaun Sailor, the best player on the pitch in my opinion, was the one to take the game by the scruff of the neck and his goal on the hour mark ensured we'd be in for a tense last thirty. St Helens 1-2 Garstang. The visitors would ultimately look more likely of getting a third than the hosts of an equaliser and despite a fantastic double save from Carl Williams, a penalty was eventually conceded from the defence and that allowed Jonathon Hothersall to claim the points for his side. St Helens 1-3 Garstang. The final ten minutes could've seen the scoreline become more devastating but with Williams producing a smashing goalkeeping display it remained as it was. I can honestly say I haven't seen shot stopping like that since Cribbs 2016.


Full time, 1-3
The match ended and the hoppers filed back into the bus, but for me it was time to get back on the road and head for home. A tiring but rewarding day all round.

09/03/19 Review: Bootle vs Ashton Athletic

Bootle 4-2 Ashton Athletic (North West Counties Premier League)
TDP Solicitors Stadium


A big weekend for Pint of Football arrived and passed by as Saturday 9th March would come to be known as the day that I visited three North West Counties grounds to get me up to 150. The great coincidence of this groundhopping landmark is that it came on a GroundhopUK weekend in which a group of thirsty enthusiasts from around the country head over to a chosen area and hop around as many matches as possible. I myself have attended one of these events back in 2017 as I took in seven Western League grounds in a hectic weekend with Bristol based hopper Tom (Partizan Bristle), but since then I have also made an effort to support the event as I drove through to Holbrook St.Michael's for a one-off match within their 2018 Midlands endeavours. Being a committee member of a NWCFL side, I already had plans to go and see my Stone Dominoes side away at Wythenshawe Town so it seemed only right that I sandwich the 3pm fixture in between the early fixture at Bootle and the late nighter at St Helens. It wasn't quite the four match haul the GroundhopUK lads were embarking on, but it was certainly a fair slog!

Before Frankie & Benny's there was....
Due to unfortunate circumstances at work, I began my day with a 6am shift in Stafford and as soon as I was physically able to I began my trawl up the gusty M6 in search of the 11am kickoff at Bootle. This Merseyside docking town would be the second I'd visited in as many weeks, with Cammell Laird being my away day with the Dominoes just seven days earlier. The main difference this time around would be that the match was a Premier Division fixture and with that I'd hopefully get to see the quality that has led the hosts to second in the league, whilst their opponents lingered in sixth- a massive nineteen points off the Bucks before this game. Knowing that the hosts would be well up for this high attendance crunch match, I predicted a comprehensive win for Bootle and set my stall out with a 4-1 triumph.

I arrived a few minutes late, but thankfully didn't miss the opener
To put things into perspective, the crowd attracted by the early kickoff for this opening GroundhopUK tie of the day would be recorded at 391- the third highest non-league step five crowd in the country. As I arrived through the TDP Solicitors Stadium doors I was delighted to see the place in good form with a great mix of groundhoppers, locals and kids all wrapped around the outskirts of the pitch. Despite the early start time, the beers were flowing nicely and after taking on a sausage butty I joined in the social atmosphere by heading into the clubhouse for a pint of my own. Overall, the ground was impressive and had plenty of places to stand to have a decent view, the wind was blowing around the open stadium and on the pitch of course was the main attraction. The hosts had made a solid start and it would be their pint-sized captain and leading forward who made the first breakthrough with what looked like a well-placed nutmeg through the Ashton keeper's legs. Bootle 1-0 Ashton. That goal from Peers set Bootle on their way to more early dominance and the club's top scorer was soon doubling his tally with a strike from just outside the box lofting into the net. Bootle 2-0 Ashton. You'd be forgiven by this point for thinking the game was going to become a classic, because that's exactly what would happen. No sooner had Bootle ran into a two goal lead and it would be Ashton's turn to turn on the heat. They'd already had chances of their own but when they got the chance to break in the 23rd minute they made the most of their swift counter and of course that meant it was game back on. Bootle 2-1 Ashton.

The Bootle boys looked bamboozled!
There were to be no more goals in the opening 45 and so I began to do my usual walk around of the ground. The highlights for me were the hustling and bustling Dodge Kop Stand, the wonderfully popular Bootle bobble hats (pictured above) and the obvious split of red and blue fans in attendance within the local contingent. Yes, being in the heart of Merseyside is always great for listening out for banter and on this occasion there were some great laughs to be had with one youngster, fully dressed in Liverpool attire, as the other Bucks fans kept stealing his red teddy bear and pretending to throw it over the fence. He responded with some anti-Toffees slurs and before we knew it, that was half-time.

Lovely clubhouse
After spending the break in the spacious and modern clubhouse looking through the collection of badges that "Terry's Badges" had brought to town, I made my way back out to the pitch ready for another great half of football. In what was undoubtedly game of the day for me, I was also able to witness the best of the fourteen goals I'd see as Athletic grabbed themselves an equaliser. The move was simple but effective as a quick free-kick was tapped over to Charlie Munro. The midfielder had time to look up, gather his thoughts and then launch a precise left-footed drive into the net from 25-yards. A great goal, albeit a disappointing one to concede from the hosts point of view. Bootle 2-2 Ashton. The comeback from two goals down was very impressive and all of a sudden Bootle looked shaken up to the point of looking likely to surrender the match. Ashton continued to press forward as we approached the hour mark and all the home side could do is try to ride the waves out until they could make their own chance again.

Time to freshen things up for Bootle
To the full credit of the Bucks, they did survive the pressure of Athletic and with the final twenty minutes to play they were now back in full control of the game. Eventually the decisive moment of the game would come as Ryan Cox crept into the box at the right time to gather up a parried save by Martin Pearson before reacting quickest to walk the ball into the net. Bootle 3-2 Ashton. The celebrations said it all as the Bootle kop end ran to the fence to celebrate with Cox, knowing the a win would keep them within touching distance of table-topping City of Liverpool. Once play restarted the fans began to shout a round of the "Heartbeat" theme tune which is obviously the sign of a delighted bunch of supporters. Most of the groundhop brigade had already started to crowd towards the exit ready for their trip over to the next game and I also knew that I needed to make a swift escape as I had a drive over to Wythenshawe in Greater Manchester, but thankfully none of us left prematurely and as a result we were treated to the game's final goal. Ashton's efforts to search for another equaliser were foiled as Ste Jones caught them out on the break and ploughed home their fourth goal. Bootle 4-2 Ashton.

Full-time, 4-2
A great way to start the day and a well-deserved victory meant that this potential banana skin of a fixture was done and dusted for Bootle. As I left amongst the GroundhopUK gang I overheard a lot of positive feedback about the game itself, the ground and of course one man asked his mate the ultimate question- "can the rest of the day live up to this?" I suppose the only way to find out is to tune in for my next entry, which comes from the fourth and final match of the day at St Helens. In the meantime, the hoppers had two mid-afternoon matches to get to and I myself would be on official duty at Wythenshawe Town- my 149th ground and the last one I was yet to see in the South Division of the North West Counties Division.

Next stop, Ericstan Park!